Wednesday, June 9, 2010

fin.

editing this later.

my GOD i am tired.

Annihiloscillator

FINAL ALBUM AND I AM TIRED SO THIS SHIT BETTER NOT BE ANNOYING

Hair Gun (13:18):
-0:05: FUCK IT IS ANNOYING WHAT A SURPRISE
-1:18: pew pew pew. i noticed that merzbow started using PEW PEW sounds a lot more at around the 40 album mark. guess that's when some idiot gave him a good computer or something.
-2:15: i guess he saved his LOUDEST FUCKING ALBUM for last. FUCK YOU MERZBOW
-4:38: merzbow is definitely my favourite music to play pokemon to!!
-7:14: can't be a merzbow album without a good SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kyoko Hamara Air Clyster (12:14):
-0:19: sounds like the vocalist on Motorond Pt. 2 is back
-1:19: this is ridiculously loud and it's on very low volume. starting to get a headache.

Black Brain Of Piranese (13:26):
-0:01: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-7:09: DRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Soft Parts 1 & 2 (17:30):
-0:05: JUST WHAT I NEEDED, MORE PEW PEW AND NOISE
-0:34: actually hard to believe this is the second last merzbow song i will probably ever listen to. and the next one's only 3:50!
-10:42: THIS SONG IS TOO LOUD AND GOES FOR TOO LONG
-15:20: EPIC CLIMAX OF SCREECHING
-16:16: BLEEPIDY BLEEPIDY BLOOP
-16:55: GLORIOUS GLITCH HARMONY
-17:09: it's... it's finishing...

Wild Pair (3:52):
-0:01: OH RIGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS kshslHSHFISDOHFIOSDHFIHSDOFHIOSDHFENJKND
-1:06: SHUT THE FUCK UP MERZBOW
-2:41: NO REALLY THIS IS A SHIT SONG TO END YOUR ENTIRE MERZBOX ON YOU FOOL
-3:52: IT FINISHED SO ABRUPTLY I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT

VERDICT: WHO THE FUCK CARES

Motorond

Part 1 (27:53):
-0:40: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-12:16: annoying
-23:03: LOUD KSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

Part 2 (31:23):
-0:30: jet engine. there is very little to say about this album as it is pretty much the same as the last 5 i've listened to... that, and i'm really tired of describing this shit, so i'm just settling with sound effects.
-4:24: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BLEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
-5:54: sounds like yamantaka eye on vocals.
-13:23: left for 5 minutes with the music running. came back, it sounded EXACTLY THE SAME
-23:06: either the song is dying down a bit or my hearing is going
-25:44: god this vocalist is hilarious. BROOGH BRAAAAAAAAARGH
-29:03: song is finally dying down again...
-30:04: no never mind this song is not going to give my ears a rest

VERDICT: SOUNDS LIKE HALF THE ALBUMS IN THIS COMPILATION

Space Mix Travelling Band

Travelling 1997 (20:06):
-0:14: SCREEEEEEEEE
-10:32: extremely distorted beats (?). sort of interesting.

Floating Manhattan (14:06):
-0:47: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
-1:53: DRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
-4:00: distorted beats. it's alright.
-10:57: more distortion and WEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO

Hongkong Suite (24:53):
-0:13: lovely classical music sample. so romantic~
-0:36: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
-4:13: CLASSICAL MUSIC IN ONE EAR + KSSSSSSSSSH IN THE OTHER EAR = BEST MUSICAL COMBINATION EVER
-14:40: some time ago this degenerated into mindless noise.

VERDICT: some parts were okay but for the most part this is a very 'whatever' album

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Rhinogradentia

Rinogradentia (14:52):
-0:18: hey this has a beat. maybe it won't be terrible.
-4:11: beat is gone, more KSSSSSH. not as abrasive as the last few songs though.
-14:02: boring

Silver Scintillator (16:34):
-1:59: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
-5:36: KSSSSSSSH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIKSSSSSSSSHHHHH

Narco (24:03):
-2:09: ambient bleeps and bloops so far
-7:52: after a relatively peaceful opening, JACKHAMMER NOISES AND FEEDBACK EVERYWHERE
-13:39: droooooooooooone
-19:59: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VERDICT: whatever

Marfan Syndrome

Marfan Syndrome For Blue (Remix) (7:09):
-7:01: this was basically all KSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

Olderbergs Soft Gun (18:27):
-2:23: this is a lot quieter than the past few songs. a bit droney though.
-11:20: BOOP BOOP BOOP BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO

Spider Nest Castle (12:28):
-7:56: KSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Un Br Che (11:24):
-2:47: KSSSSSSSHHHHHH and screaming
-9:57: at least it's quiet now...

Yosef Voice (2:13):
-0:53: ok so this is basically like the last song... and the last 20 songs before that.

VERDICT: whatever

Red Magnesia Pink

Minus Zero (5:56):
-0:02: KSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-0:47: some PEW PEW PEW noises.
-5:20: the PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW noises combined with the KSSHHHHHHHH are more distracting than regular harsh noise

Etic (4:08):
-0:33 pretty much sounds like the last song
-1:12: lol classical sample

Delta X (4:35):
-0:15: more KSSSSSSSSH with some high pitched squeaky noises. annoying.

Tremolo Man (10:27):
-0:18: not a wall of sound, instead it's just annoying guitar riffs along with bleep bloops.
-2:06: music has turned into a wall of high pitched noises and HSSSSSH
-4:21: EEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-9:37: yep, this is annoying

Euclids Pickel (13:48):
-0:50: hey this sounds the same as the last 10 songs i listened to, WHAT A SURPRISE
-3:38: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
-7:07: THANK GOD, IT'S QUIET
-10:32: merzbow decides to use a guitar to make... feedback, amongst a ton of electronic feedback. i bet that sure was worth it

Chameleon Body (9:18):
-0:05: ambience...?
-0:20: nope never mind. i guess it's a bit quieter than the last songs
-0:47: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
-3:59: KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH
-6:42: BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE

Little Bang! (7:39):
-2:18: take a guess as to what this sounds like. a little less KSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH and a bit more droney than the last songs though.
-6:37: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You - Bahn (5:27):
-1:40: KSSH - EEE -KSSH - EEE -KSSH -EEE

VERDICT: YOU WANT TO MAKE MY LAST DAY HARD, DO YOU MERZBOW? YOU'RE ON, MOTHERFUCKER